September 2010 Vol 23, Featured Articles, Lifestyle Love & Sex
Threesome hooker Helen: Rooney gave us a real work out
THREESOME hooker Helen Wood rated superfit Wayne Rooney a power-packed punter, telling pals: "He's an athlete on the pitch - and he gave us a workout we won't forget."
University lecturer's daughter Helen, 23, teamed up with best friend Jennifer Thompson to give the cheating soccer ace a night of wild sex.
At the time, the curvy vice girl - mum of a six-year-old - worked for one of Manchester's top escort agencies, The Sun can reveal.
Her speciality was a lesbian double act with Jenny, 21.
And her former madam, named Laura, said: "She very quickly became our most popular girl because she was so pretty and slim.
"The girl-girl stuff made her an added attraction. Helen is very proud that she's an incredibly open-minded girl. She wouldn't have hesitated to climb into bed with Wayne Rooney and Jenny."
Brunette Helen gave regular clients an added thrill by wearing red or black wigs to make it appear they were with different girls.
She is said to be a "gold digger" who has had sex with around 20 footballers, nearly all Premier League players.
And a friend said: "She fancies herself as a top WAG."
The two hookers joined 24-year-old Rooney at the five-star Lowry Hotel in the centre of Manchester, soon after he met Jenny in a casino.
Both charged £1,200 for the romp, enjoyed by the Man United and England striker while wife Coleen was pregnant.
Laura said: "If any guys out there fancied a threesome and they had the wedge, Helen and Jenny could certainly make their fantasies come true. It was what they did best."
But the madam revealed that unlike starstruck Jenny, Helen would not have been impressed by Rooney's fame. Laura said: "Wayne would just have been another punter for Helen. She treats men purely as a cash machine.
"It wouldn't have crossed her mind for a millisecond she might be wrecking the marriage of one of Britain's most famous couples.
There are rumours Helen has had several Premier League players. And I've heard she has slept for money with five members of one team."
Helen and Jenny joined the escort agency together just before Christmas in 2008. Laura said:
We had no hesitation about taking them on. Helen was 5ft 8ins and 32C-24-34 - a figure men love. From the start it was clear she was money hungry. She had done private jobs with Jenny, bumping into businessmen in nightclubs who would proposition them.
Helen was one of our best girls, all right. She loved wearing La Senza underwear which she said made her clients go like pneumatic drills. One girl refused to do lesbian acts with her because she was a little too 'enthusiastic'.
The punters never complained though. One told me she was dynamite between the sheets. They said, 'My wife would NEVER do this.' She made guys feel they were in an X-rated movie.![]()
The madam added: "Helen wanted the flash lifestyle the money could buy. Jenny just wanted pocket money for the weekend. I think if it hadn't been for Helen, Jenny would have dropped out of the escort game.
"I knew about Wayne immediately after it happened. It was all excited talk among the girls and Jenny loved telling everyone about the £1,000 gambling chip he gave her.
"That's Jenny, quite boastful. She was the talker whereas Helen let her body do the talking."
Helen's parents are separated. Mum Mary is a primary school teacher, and dad Stephen is a classical music lecturer at Salford University.
Laura said: "We first advertised Helen and Jenny as a couple after they said they wanted to work together. And they did perform well - for the right people. The feedback we got was that they were very enthusiastic if the guy was loaded."
Helen was last night in hiding.
A pal said: "She's a girl with champagne taste whose dream would be to end up with a footballer. She loves getting drunk and does plenty of drugs. She's not a very nice person but knows how to work a bar, especially if it's full of celebrities."
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