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“I CAN STILL HAVE SEX,” SAYS MAN WHOSE PENIS WAS BITTEN BY HOOKER
A Gweru man, Brian Shumba (32) who had a chunk of his manhood bitten off during a dispute with a prostitute is now up and about. Shumba was a regular customer and the dispute was over payment for services she had rendered to him.
“I am now up and about but am still failing to understand why Wadzanai did this to me after having known each other for such a long time. I did not expect that from her given the fact that she was the one who had invited me to her lodgings after telling me that she was missing me,” he said.
Shumba was discharged from Gweru Provincial Hospital on Wednesday where he was admitted and is said to be responding well to the medication.
“I am on the mend and very soon I will be ready for fresh challenges,” he said with a chuckle.
Shumba (not married) said although the whole incident had greatly affected him, he found solace in the fact that he could still enjoy sex with his now disfigured manhood when he fully recovers.
Shumba had been admitted at Gweru Provincial Hospital since Monday after losing consciousness following the incident. He had a piece of his male organ, the side of its head, bitten off by his long-time girlfriend, Wadzanai Marimo (34).
Shumba said he was happy that he was recovering well.
“I am happy that my manhood is still functional and still has feelings and my sex life will not be affected,” he said.
He said on the fateful day the two had met at Mahari Bottle Store where they were drinking beer and Marimo later invited him to her place.
Shumba said when he got to Marimo’s lodgings after a long time of avoiding her, the lady of the night first aroused his feelings through showing him a pornographic video.
“We were caressing each other in anticipation of sex while we watched the porno video. I think this lady had planned the whole thing as she appeared to have a grudge against me. I had stopped seeing her as her client. She, however, pretended as if she wanted to have sex with me without demanding any payment on that day and immediately started caressing me,” he said.
Shumba said after caressing him for close to 20 minutes, they briefly engaged in sex.
“She then stood up and started kissing my shoulders. She then bit my shoulder but I did not react as I thought she was yet to reach a point where she would enjoy sex.
“She later bit off a piece of my male organ,” he said.
Shumba said after the incident, Marimo bolted out of the house while he went to the toilet to assess the degree of injury.
“I then fainted after realising that I had been critically injured. I only gained conscious when I was in hospital but I thank God that I am recovering,” he said.
Shumba said the injury would not affect his sex life.
“At first, I thought the injury would affect my sex life but I feel that despite the new defect, I still have the feelings and my sex life will be normal,” he said.
Marimo was convicted of assault for biting Shumba’s manhood by Gweru magistrate, Ms Florence Nago, on Wednesday and sentenced to 420 hours of community service at Mtapa Police station.
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